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恋爱青年必读英语:他/她到底想表达的是什么?

关键词: 生活英语生活英语对话男女英语表达

  WOMEN’S ENGLISH

  当说这些时,女生想表达的是

  Yes = No

  No = Yes

  Maybe = No

  I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

  We need = I want

  It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious

  Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later

  We need to talk = I need to complain

  Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to do that

  I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset

  You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

  Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

  This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

  I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

  I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

  Do you love me? = I want something expensive

  How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today

  I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

  You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

  MEN’S ENGLISH

  当说这些时,男生想表达的是

  I’m hungry = I’m hungry

  I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy

  I’m tired = I’m tired

  Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you

  Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you

  Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you

  May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you

  Nice dress! = Nice tits!

  You look tense = I want to fondle you

  What’s wrong? = What self-inflicted psychological trauma is it this time?

  What’s wrong? = I’m guessing sex is out of the question

  I’m bored = Would you like to fuck?

  I love you = I’d like to fuck right now

  I love you, too = I really want to fuck

  Let’s talk = I’d like to show you my emotional depth as a prelude to sex

  Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having sex with you

  甚至同一句话从男女口中说出,也有着不同的含义:

  1. “Nothing, forget it”

  “没什么,算了吧!”

  Female:You better figure out what you did wrong.

  女人:你最好自己搞清楚到底做错了什么。

  Male:Just quit talking about it, jesus.

  男人:拜托就别提这事儿了。

  2. “Are you tired?”

  “你累吗?”

  Female:Please don’t go to sleep. I love talking to you.

  女人:别去睡觉,我喜欢跟你聊天。

  Male:Genuinely curious as to whether or not you are sleepy.

  男人:他真的只是很好奇你是不是很困。

  3. “I’m cold.”

  “我很冷。”

  Female:Get a blanket and cuddle with me.

  女人:去拿条毯子来,抱着我让我取暖。

  Male:There’s pretty cold. I should probably get a blanket or some shit.

  男人:真的挺冷的。我得去拿条毯子或是别的啥。

  4. “Leave me alone.”

  “别管我。”

  Female:Please don’t go.

  女人:别走,别离开我。

  Male:Get out of my fucking face.

  男人:离我远点儿!

  5. “I love you.”

  “我爱你。”

  Female:Tell me you do more.

  女人:告诉我你爱我爱得更多。

  Male:I love you just that I don’t expect a stupid fucking response.

  男人:你知道我爱你就够了,别给我来个蠢透了的烂回答。

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